a cold is inconvenience enough, curing it is a matter of timing

well thank you Governor Kulongoski,

I caught a cold,went to Safway at 6 a.m.to
buy the old reliable normally gets rid of it within a day, Theraflu.

it is only available through the pharmacy now thanks to the governor,
and the pharmacy does not open until 9 a.m.

and since I am going to have to get out of bed again to return to the
pharmacy to get what used to be an over-the-counter cold medicine, the meth cooks
are laughing at us right now for our foolishness and the impact that they
have on general society.

I am {cough} thinking of you {cough}Governor.
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