Robin's guide to getting your letter to the editor in the paper

If you have ever been frustrated because the local daily dead fish wrapper continually refuses to print your letter to the editor, here's a few steps that will guarantee you a spot in the paper.

1) mention something about God.
2) mention something else about God.
3) talk about gays.
4) talk about gays and God.
5) explain why it IS a good idea to pay higher taxes.
6) memtion something that has noting to do with the articles in recent news.

and if that doesn't work, start a blog.