Sunday, May 17, 2009

This is becoming the future of America

Robin's Commentary--

Job Announcement:

Description: Auto Parts Delivery Driver Needed (Company name withheld)
REQUIREMENTS:

* 18 years or older
* Valid license and an insurable driving record (no more than two moving violations within the past three years, and no drug or alcohol related violations within the past three years)

PREFERRED: Fluency in English and Spanish

JOB DUTIES:
* Drive the commercial delivery vehicle to and from specific destinations
* Perform various other duties as assigned

Language skill requirement or preference: Able to speak Spanish preferred. Able to read Spanish preferred. Able to write Spanish preferred.

Well, that leaves me out, guess I'll have to go back home to my own country to find a job where they speak English... oh, wait. I am home!

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